How did I get here???

This here is a FINE specimen of the genus Armanious Hallious. Formerly thought to be extinct until a live one was found in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on June 24th, 1983. He was only kept there for a brief period of time before being moved to a more suitable environment in Alexandria, Virginia. There, Mani, the name given to him by the caretaker was allowed to grow enough to appoint where he could feed himself and wipe his own ass. By this time his primary caregiver had prepared more suitable surroundings for Mani to finish the maturation and growth process in Dale City, Virginia. There, Mani stayed until he finished his growth and adaptive processes. His caregiver and the community trained Mani on the proper behaviors of modern society. After it was determined that Mani was capable enough to become a productive member of society, he was let loose at Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond, Virginia. His behavior is being looked over in order to monitor his final adaptive processes. It is too early to say for sure but it doesnt look good for Mani. He has yet to find a suitable mate. Many say that Mani was released to soon. We are left to wonder if Mani will be able to pass on his genetic material.